Three haikus guaranteed to knock your frickin' socks off.

Flying Tortoises

An itch on my leg.

Can I scratch it or not, man?

Scratch so hard it bleeds.

The Air Conditioner Haiku

I am an addict.

Hooked on air conditioner.

Dank and cold, I thrive.

Yu Gu

Oh, Yu Gu, Yu Gu.

Yu Gu Yu Gu Yu Gu. Yes.

Yu Gu Yu Gu. No.

Peace out.

Kwok